Did you know this post has been in gestation for nearly one whole week? I’ve been thinking and thinking and thinking about it…and you know what they say: write or get off the ‘Press.

I ordered my Queer the Census sticker a while ago, and I was holding out on the paperwork until it arrived. The Census bureau got so itchy-fingered that they sent me another Census form. How kind.

I finally received my sticker about two days ago, and have thusly created a video demonstrating how I queered the Census.

I wonder if they will find my response worth the wait and extra postage.

It may be a little late now to get your stickers, but! Never you fear! You can print out your own sticker to seal your Census form with!

You may or may not remember a certain Tweet in which I “queered” my closet (Hah!).

I bet you didn’t believe me.

I have a silver and gold section too.

Ironically, I got a gig this week shooting cars for this exhibit at my alma mater (ironically).

I was also assigned to take photos of the library.

Again, ironic.

Don’t you think?

Aaand if you’re sitting at home wondering what to do with your weekend, wonder no more.