There will be checkpoints throughout Los Angeles tonight, so don’t even try it. Instead take a cab, take the bus, or simply walk.

Usually AAA offers a free towing service on major holidays such as today for those who drive and have one too many, but I can’t find any information on it regarding tonight. As my sister pointed out, however, there is YDriveLA, a pay service in which a sober driver comes to your car on a folding scooter, which he then packs up in your trunk to drive you and your car home. Or – as I’ve once done – if you’re a AAA member, you can try simply calling and asking to be towed home because you feel unfit to drive. Depending on your membership benefits, you are eligible for a certain amount of free tows within a certain mile radius.

And while you’re thinking about that Guiness, take a moment to order your free Queer the Census sticker by clicking here – make sure to get your request in before the March 22nd deadline.

Another campaign is asking to write in your gender identity. Apparently, however, if you check neither of the given choices, it will be chosen for you by the Census Bureau, but! it will be a very loud and clear statement for the inclusion of other options on the form.

This weekend, celebrate gender evolution with BENT’s Like, Drag Me With a Spoon. Sadly, I will not be able to attend this time, but I’ve been before and it is so much fun – so don’t miss out!