Posts Tagged ‘Chew your news’

Google unveiled its Bicycling Directions today so I used it – with favorable results – which made me do some writing

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Today was quite newsworthy for cyclists all over as today was the day Google unveiled its Bicycling directions option. My Twitter and Facebook feeds buzzed with links and praise.

I plugged in my home address from work and was directed to one of the best rides home. Park Way is one of the best solutions to Santa Monica Boulevard’s dark, torn up east bound lane-slash-racetrack. You do have to cross some major streets, but they are not nearly as difficult to manage as 4th Street’s two major crossings.

It was a little dark and a little desolate, but you are also riding between Beverly Hills homes, so you are never truly alone. Large backyard trees leave potentially flat-inducing shedding…but you’ve always got your flat kit on you – right? The route works better westbound than eastbound, where you have to attempt an unprotected left turn back onto SMB after Park Way dead ends, but if you’re an experienced rider, it’s totally possible. Or you can ride on the path along the north side lawn.

Overall it’s like riding in a dream. No cars. Smooth pavement. Some truly magical sights. It’s a Secret Garden.

Riding a bike is so awesome because it occurs at exactly the right speed.

In a car, the idea is always to collapse time in order to accomplish many things at once, so you never notice anything. On your own two feet, the world unfolds at leisure, unfurling like a cat, and it is so leisurely, in fact, that you don’t even see it moving. But at a crisp ten or thirteen miles per hour clip, the fabric of the universe flutters at your passage because you are moving fast enough to stir it, but slow enough to feel the breeze of energy it produces.

In Los Angeles, it requires a special sort of dedication to favor two wheels over four, but I will never understand the strife between them. Some of the scariest moments of my life have occurred on my bicycle, often driven by malicious intent. Yes, I’ve run and raced through stop signs and yellow lights, but no more than your average driver has. Impatience and frustration is a symptom of entitlement, but five seconds is potentially a lifetime to me.

Still I ride, and generally without incident. I never want to do it, and even as I pull on my helmet I consider my car keys, but once I am pedaling in LA’s perfect riding weather, I am so glad I did not take the car. Each ride is a small adventure and an opportunity for self improvement (Because I am getting lazier and lazier and leaving my apartment for work later and later). Moving at the speed of meditation, I can’t begin to explain the nirvana of catching the scent of night flowers blooming, hearing someone sing with all her heart in her car at a stop light, another person quickening his step to return some unknowingly dropped item to a very grateful human being, riding along Venice Beach just after sunrise, looking out at a sprawlng city coated in dusk from the Observatory after a long long climb.

I like driving my car, but I love riding my bike. One good ride can clear your whole mind, nourish your body, and center your soul. It’s a potent mix of endorphins, good health, and sunshine. Maybe it’s even a little addictive. Moving in sync with the rotation of the stars, it’s almost as if time becomes suspended, and all around you the life energy is humming. It’s a frequency that resonates with the beat of your heart, and your heart stops, and then suddenly an opening in space appears. But just as you are about to peer inside, you pass it, and wonder if it was a dream.

Thirteen miles per hour later you’re certain it wasn’t.

Writing March 10th 2010

When your bike shorts are still a little damp….
INVENTION
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but desperation is her bastard son.

How to get your bike stolen:
STEAL A BIKE
1. Ride up to Trader Joe’s 2. Park (your shiny new) bike (on kick stand) 3. Walk away from it

RED SEA
My daily parting of the Red Sea.

Tuesday: Chew your news: Mandeville Canyon trial, People Powered Movement Photo Contest, IN TRANSIT

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

Yesterday Dr. Christopher Thomas Thompson was found guilty of assaulting two cyclists riding down Mandeville Canyon Road in Los Angeles. On July 4th, 2008, in what can only be called a display of extreme road rage, Thompson cut off and then abruptly braked in front of cyclists Ron Peterson and Christian Stoehr, sending Peterson flying through the rear window of the doctor’s red Infinity. Specifically, Thompson was found guilty of six felonies: “two counts each of assault with a deadly weapon and battery with serious bodily injury as well as reckless driving causing specified injury and mayhem. He was also convicted of misdemeanor reckless driving.” He faces up to ten years in prison, but with no prior criminal record, Thompson will probably receive less at his sentencing on December 3rd. He is currently in custody without bail. The debate remains regarding the cyclists’ behavior that day, but there is no excuse for Thompson’s reaction.

While I am relieved – and quite honestly, shocked – to see the consequences fall as I believe they should, I am sad that someone had to go to the emergency and I am sad that someone has to go to jail. Please be kind to each other out there…and when someone does something unfavorable to you, do not react with anger. An unkind person deserves only your pity, not your ire. After all, negativity is not worth your very valuable time.

We must move on to more positive things now, so, my fellow cyclists, it’s time to express your love of commuter cycling with a photo contest from the Alliance for Biking & Walking! The People Powered Movement Photo Contest is calling for high quality photos of folks biking and walking as part of their everyday lives. The grand prize is a ten day all expense paid bike tour of Tuscany! Check the website for more details! The deadline is December 11th! Good luck!

And speaking of movement, please take a moment to check out this project from artist Jonathan Dueck, who needs help completing his 16mm films presented by IN TRANSIT.

Collaborating with I Heart Lung, Chad VanGaalen, Deneir, and Son Lux, Dueck spliced together twenty short films from his creatively deconstructed 16mm. The project was supposed to be released on DVD through an American record label, but, unfortunately, due to certain circumstances, Dueck must now design, produce, and manufacture the DVDs on his own.

I know that under our current economic situation, it’s difficult to find that spare money to give, but the holidays are coming up, and Dueck needs $2600 by December 25th, and what better way to get into the spirit than with a little bit of art and culture? So check out the Kickstarter site and really reconsider those next two Starbucks!

Thanks everyone and please have a gorgeous, happy, productive day!

Friday: Chew your news: Santa Monica implements fine and jail time for lack of bicycle license

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

The latest affront to cyclists from the city of Santa Monica (Ironically recently awarded a Bronze ranking from the League of American Bicyclists for a “Bicycle Friendly Community”) is the enforcement of its brazenly contradictory bicycle license law.

According to a 1995 California Vehicle Code, cities may require its residents to purchase and display a bicycle license. The code also states that a fine for such an infraction “shall not exceed $10.”

Blogger Gary Rides Bikes discovered, however, that Santa Monica’s code pins bicycle license delinquents with fines of potentially up to $1000 or six months in jail…or both!

In Los Angeles, a memorandum issued by the city instructed enforcement to cancel the no license law. And while Santa Monica officials claim that unlicensed cyclists will not see jail time, it is not inconceivable to imagine enforcement in the “bicycle friendly community” using the law to hassle riders, especially considering that the penalty for an unlicensed vehicle is a $25 parking ticket.

Tuesday: Chew your news: VOICEsVOICEs’s new song on MTV!

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

I’m really excited to report that VOICEsVOICEs’ new song, “Flulyk Visions,” from their upcoming EP with Manimal Vinyl will be included in MTV’s broadcast of The Real World Cancun season finale. Knowing VOICEsVOICEs’ music, I cannot imagine two things more disparate, but it’s an attestation to the quality and appeal of VV’s work.

I hope that VOICEsVOICEs’ Nico and Jenean are as proud of themselves as I am of them. They’ve remained dedicated to their vision while retaining their authenticity. As witness to one of their first shows, it’s been a pleasure to watch and participate in their evolution. This is only the first step in their journey to musical success.

Check your local television schedule for showtimes and tune in Wednesday September 9th for a sneak peek!

Thursday: Chew your news

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

In the ongoing debate of nature versus nurture, Rosalind Franklin University of Medicine and Science neuroscientist Lise Eliot contends that how we diverge into gender conventions is mostly a matter of nurturing. Drawing from a forty-six page bibliography, Eliot states that the notion of innate gender differences is derived from narrow, inadequate studies.

In Pink Brain, Blue Brain: How Small Differences Grow Into Troublesome Gaps—And What We Can Do About It she refers to an experiment in which the gender of groups of infants was disguised and adults were gauged on how they perceived the babies. Not surprisingly, they treated what they thought were girls differently from the infants they thought were boys. Eliot proposes that as children come to reflect their parents’ expectations, they begin to fulfill the gender prophecy set on them not only by their parents, but by society as well.

I’ve run from one end of the nature versus nurture spectrum to the other, engaging in various discussions regarding, some of them quite heated. My own conclusion is that it is some part nature and mostly nurture. Considering my own upbringing, Barbie dolls, make-up, and boys were all greatly discouraged, and now I find that I tend to interact more comfortably with women who are not as “girly.” And it’s not as simple as playing with trucks or dolls, nurturing can manifest itself a lot more subtly in the expectations and limitations we may subconsciously form for baby girls versus baby boys – mentally, physically, and emotionally.

As Ursula K LeGuin reminds us in The Left Hand of Darkness, the first question we ask of a newborn is if it is a boy or a girl.

Tuesday: Chew your news

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

My lifestyle has finally caught up with me, dragging my health down into the ground with it. It’s actually not that bad at all, but I am under doctor’s orders to (After regaling her with tales of my most epic fall upon an inquiry into my bruises she said this very slowly) “rest as much as possible,” so I don’t feel guilty that I haven’t done one damn thing today.

As far as my mental health goes, I have reached out, and people have taken my hand, assisting me in taking one huge step out of this dark pit.

And here, chew on this news! (Don’t swallow it whole!)

Film: A King County Sheriff’s deputy uses “unnecessary force” to subdue a fifteen year-old girl who was already in custody, and it’s all horrifically caught on tape.

Cycling: A father and son LA Wheelman’s Grand Tour team were struck by a drunk driver on PCH in Malibu, killing the father and critically injuring his fourteen your old son. The driver then fled, was arrest, charged, and booked, and then set free on bail. As a daughter who indulges in her bicycle obsession with her father, this tragedy is particularly heartbreaking. But when you read about how the city and the law have reacted limply, heartbreak is replaced with anger.

Art: Famous German modern dancer and choreographer Pina Bausch died today from cancer at the age of eighty-six. I am not going to pretend that I follow dance as closely as I would like to, but I will say that I do tremendously enjoy the art form, and her “Rite of Spring” is terrifying and beautiful (Potentially NSFW).

Monday: Chew your news

Monday, June 29th, 2009

(Real post coming soon, I swear!)

Music: A pop media tribute to the late King of Pop which unconsciously functions both as social commentary and (Pop?) art.

Gender: Off the Beaten Path is an international contemporary art exhibition exploring violence, women, and art, and you can check it out virtually.

Technology: On the heels of the arrival of my new netbook (Which I am using far more frequently than even I expected), is it really any surprise that the desktop PC is on its way out?

Thursday: Chew your news

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

Chew your news, swallow it whole, or take a laxative, just remember to take your vitamins and get plenty of rest.

Cycling: Streetsblog Los Angeles summarizes LA City Council’s Transportation Committee meeting concerning cyclists’ issues from earlier this week (Yesterday, in fact!). The outcome? Well….

LGBTQ: The murder of transwoman Lateisha Green finally garners some attention with the alleged perpetrator facing hate crime charges in the upcoming trial.

Sex: Safe sex good! Sexual violence/confusing messages bad! A recent safer sex ad campaign troubles viewers, and with good reason. (NSFW)