Google unveiled its Bicycling Directions today so I used it – with favorable results – which made me do some writing

March 11th, 2010

Today was quite newsworthy for cyclists all over as today was the day Google unveiled its Bicycling directions option. My Twitter and Facebook feeds buzzed with links and praise.

I plugged in my home address from work and was directed to one of the best rides home. Park Way is one of the best solutions to Santa Monica Boulevard’s dark, torn up east bound lane-slash-racetrack. You do have to cross some major streets, but they are not nearly as difficult to manage as 4th Street’s two major crossings.

It was a little dark and a little desolate, but you are also riding between Beverly Hills homes, so you are never truly alone. Large backyard trees leave potentially flat-inducing shedding…but you’ve always got your flat kit on you – right? The route works better westbound than eastbound, where you have to attempt an unprotected left turn back onto SMB after Park Way dead ends, but if you’re an experienced rider, it’s totally possible. Or you can ride on the path along the north side lawn.

Overall it’s like riding in a dream. No cars. Smooth pavement. Some truly magical sights. It’s a Secret Garden.

Riding a bike is so awesome because it occurs at exactly the right speed.

In a car, the idea is always to collapse time in order to accomplish many things at once, so you never notice anything. On your own two feet, the world unfolds at leisure, unfurling like a cat, and it is so leisurely, in fact, that you don’t even see it moving. But at a crisp ten or thirteen miles per hour clip, the fabric of the universe flutters at your passage because you are moving fast enough to stir it, but slow enough to feel the breeze of energy it produces.

In Los Angeles, it requires a special sort of dedication to favor two wheels over four, but I will never understand the strife between them. Some of the scariest moments of my life have occurred on my bicycle, often driven by malicious intent. Yes, I’ve run and raced through stop signs and yellow lights, but no more than your average driver has. Impatience and frustration is a symptom of entitlement, but five seconds is potentially a lifetime to me.

Still I ride, and generally without incident. I never want to do it, and even as I pull on my helmet I consider my car keys, but once I am pedaling in LA’s perfect riding weather, I am so glad I did not take the car. Each ride is a small adventure and an opportunity for self improvement (Because I am getting lazier and lazier and leaving my apartment for work later and later). Moving at the speed of meditation, I can’t begin to explain the nirvana of catching the scent of night flowers blooming, hearing someone sing with all her heart in her car at a stop light, another person quickening his step to return some unknowingly dropped item to a very grateful human being, riding along Venice Beach just after sunrise, looking out at a sprawlng city coated in dusk from the Observatory after a long long climb.

I like driving my car, but I love riding my bike. One good ride can clear your whole mind, nourish your body, and center your soul. It’s a potent mix of endorphins, good health, and sunshine. Maybe it’s even a little addictive. Moving in sync with the rotation of the stars, it’s almost as if time becomes suspended, and all around you the life energy is humming. It’s a frequency that resonates with the beat of your heart, and your heart stops, and then suddenly an opening in space appears. But just as you are about to peer inside, you pass it, and wonder if it was a dream.

Thirteen miles per hour later you’re certain it wasn’t.

Writing March 10th 2010

When your bike shorts are still a little damp….
INVENTION
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but desperation is her bastard son.

How to get your bike stolen:
STEAL A BIKE
1. Ride up to Trader Joe’s 2. Park (your shiny new) bike (on kick stand) 3. Walk away from it

RED SEA
My daily parting of the Red Sea.

International Women’s Day

March 9th, 2010

First a little humor.

My Mondays are dedicated to writing over at Dance Connect, but I liked my post over there so much that I am bringing it here.

So as you hopefully know, today was International Women’s Day. Just like you, I’m a feminist, so a day dedicated to celebrating the accomplishments of our sisters, mothers, daughters, and girlfriends is a great time to think on what being a woman means. I encourage the fellas to take a moment to think about their favorite women, watch her, talk to her, maybe try to view the world through her eyes.

We are all born with certain privileges, and that can sometimes make it difficult to recognize the struggles of others. The good news is that with a little sensitivity and a little patience, we can learn to overcome those privileges and make the world a much more understanding place. Boys, I’m talking to you. I’m not saying it’s any easier for you, but I am saying that there are certain aspects of society that might make being a woman in it more difficult. And gentlemen, don’t you love your ladies, your human counterpart, your other half? We all need to work together to continue to bring equality to women all over.

And ladies, now I’m talking to you: Don’t ever let someone tell you your gender is a flaw or a limitation. Don’t ever let a fashion magazine tell you you’re inadequate. Don’t ever let a society tell you how you’re supposed to behave. Be proud, be beautiful, be strong, be powerful -- you’re a woman, and that’s magic.

So whether you’re a

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Don’t ever let someone make you feel

Just be yourself

Because no matter what anyone says, you’re not

Come to Heart On! You will HEART it!

March 7th, 2010

Guys, Flickr is sucking on my bandwidth like some dirty joke my rain hazed head is too thick to grasp…but it’s in there, trust. Just use your imagination.

If ten buckaroos tonight at the Trans-Genre CD Release Party is a little steep for your pockets, consider Heart On as your anti-Hollywood queer alternative. Highland Park’s never looked so good, and after a couple three dollar Newcastles, it’ll look even better.

Heart On
Sunday March 7th
at The Airliner in Highland Park

Heart On 03-07-2010

I’m getting old because I am feeling nostalgic for the nineties

March 5th, 2010

Redeeming the Aveda Pure Privilege reward points I’d been racking up since 2004, I had enough for a trip to the salon. I hate admitting this, but god, a day at the salon can be so relaxing. There are few things I can justify indulging myself in and Aveda is definitely one of them.

The other is my vanity.

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Liz Acosta by Liz Acosta.

On the way to the salon, I was blasting this song out of my car windows -- same girl, same song, (almost) same car, just ten years older and not that much wiser.

Then I told my stylist I wanted streaks in this particular shade of pink. (I need those pants for so many reasons.)

I came home and took that photo of myself (taking a photo of myself) which was very much inspired by this video (Which left an indelible mark on my creative sensibilities when I saw it as an impressionable teenager).

Am I right? Or am I right.

Give a little, get a little. Shake ‘Em Down Thursday ALC Fundraiser, Trans-Genre CD Release Party

March 4th, 2010

I got pink streaks in my hair!

And you can kinda see them in this video. But don’t watch it for that, watch it for information on bone marrow donation and upcoming community-oriented events.

For more information on bone marrow donor registration, click here and for information regarding AIDS Lifecycle, click here.

And for information on this weekend’s events, click on the titles below.

Shake ‘Em Down Thursday
Thursday March 4th
at the Good Nite Bar in North Hollywood

Shake 'Em Down Thursday

Trans-Genre CD Release Party
Saturday March 6th
at the Palms Bar in West Hollywood

Trans-Genre CD Release Party

See you there!

Club STRAPPED photos

March 2nd, 2010

I took some photos this weekend.

Boy, did I take some photos.

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Even Lady Gaga showed up. That’s how much of a gay old time I had.

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We’re having some issues with the site at the moment. You’ll be able to view the rest of the pics herelater….

Gender Justice LA photos and Club STRAPPED this weekend

February 27th, 2010

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!

I have here for you the much anticipated and long awaited photos from Gender Justice LA’s Love & Justice For All!

Feast your eyes upon this cornucopia of good-looking-ness.

And if you’re too lazy to do that fear not…for I have selected my favorites for you to view right here.

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And if – somehow – Love & Justice For All did not satiate your inner party animal, then guess what? I have something for that too.

Club STRAPPED
Saturday February 27th
at the Palms in West Hollywood

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I’m so good to you.

Wednesday: Fliers: DANCEiSM 2 Year Anniversary

February 24th, 2010

Can you believe that DANCEiSM is already two years old?

Why it seems that only yesterday it was a wee fledgling warehouse party.

If you can make it this Saturday, I’d highly recommend it.

In fact…you better go because I can’t go!

Saturday February 27th
In downtown Los Angeles

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Monday: Photos: BikeRoParty 3.0

February 22nd, 2010

I’m deadly exhausted and in desperate need of a weekend from my weekend, and what’s more they say that redundancy kills.

So in the interest of living for tomorrow (And, more importantly, driving Trent home), I will simply let the photos do the talking (yelling, laughing, kissing, dancing).

There are still more to wade through – like, about five hundred more, so you’re going to have to wait to see them. Don’t you know that patience is a virtue?

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Oh, and also? I’ve become obsessed with Kids Incorporated re-imaginations of once popular music…because I’m twenty-five and nostalgic for things I’d only like to think I remember.

Just. Wow.

Friday: Feminists and feminism

February 19th, 2010

You can find more information about Gender Justice LA here and you can find out more information about this weekend’s events here.

And as promised, here is the interview with Cindy Sherman.

And that Massive Attack video (which is not safe for work in a very mild seventies porn kind of way).

Both items talk about the camera and the effect of its artificial gaze…a phenomenon I’m becoming more and more intimately acquainted with.

What will my lens see this weekend?